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Postby Catman10 » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:28 am

My kitten, "Prince Albert", telling me it's time to stop practicing and feed him by laying on my VB6. Click the second pic to view its correct orientation. Must've been the strange angle I had to use when taking that pic.

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Postby UnexplodedCow » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:17 am

Years ago, I took a "deviant behavior" class in college, in the abnormal psychology/sociology realm. I had to do a report on genital piercings. Every time I hear of "prince albert," or "pa," I immediately remember those days and ask myself why I took those classes.
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Postby Praiser » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:13 am

UnexplodedCow wrote:Years ago, I took a "deviant behavior" class in college, in the abnormal psychology/sociology realm. I had to do a report on genital piercings. Every time I hear of "prince albert," or "pa," I immediately remember those days and ask myself why I took those classes.


That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. :laughhard: :applause:
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Postby Catman10 » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:17 am

UnexplodedCow wrote:Years ago, I took a "deviant behavior" class in college, in the abnormal psychology/sociology realm. I had to do a report on genital piercings. Every time I hear of "prince albert," or "pa," I immediately remember those days and ask myself why I took those classes.


:laughhard: :lol: :mrgreen: :woot: Nice!!

I'm glad I could stir up those fond memories!

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Re: Humorous Pictures...

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Postby Doctor Turn » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:12 am

Goofy plays a stubby!

Lol. Looks almost like a grabber bass shape.
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Postby UnexplodedCow » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:32 am

A 2-parter!

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Postby Doctor Turn » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:39 am

Well I'm in good shape according to that chart.

Of course we've all seen these idiotic things before, with kids trying to do the guitar over-the-shoulder-sling without straplocks, probably with guitars paid for by mom and dad. Some of it is so painful, and some of them like the very first guy whomping the guitar headstock up and down like a strangulation murder victim, I've never seen before, and is pretty funny.

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Postby Casual Madman » Tue Dec 26, 2017 6:46 pm

Doctor Turn wrote:Well I'm in good shape according to that chart.


I've got 3 money brothers and 1.5 girlfriend stealers. :mrgreen:

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Postby Doctor Turn » Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:18 pm

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Postby Cynical » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:35 pm

^That image discriminates against those of us who tune down but don't use drop tunings! :lol:

BEADF#B users unite!

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Postby Doctor Turn » Thu Feb 08, 2018 2:55 pm

Totally made me lol at work:

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Re: Humorous Pictures...

Postby Doctor Doug » Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:54 pm

Kiesel is getting rid of their neckplates for the bolt-on models.
I say MORE neckplate!!!

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Postby spudmunkey » Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:59 pm

There's also the "Dang...I shoulda bought a Strat" neck plate.

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Postby Doctor Turn » Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:25 pm

Unintentionally humorous pictures:

Guy posts his 2008 LP Classic on verb...

Posts it under the blinds so the sunlight pattern can make it look flamed or quilted. At first my eyes lit up!
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then, er..

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and.. brt brt br-brrrwwwa:

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It's actually a nice plain top. It's just a pretty gorky thing to do.
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Postby spudmunkey » Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:45 pm

There was a local craigslisting that made me laugh. I feel like maybe his SO told him to sell it, and it was his token attempt. Each photo was artistically and minimally lit, on all sorts of wacky Dutch angles and dramatic perspectives, with strategic dark shadows acorss the body, and nary a single shot actually showed the whole guitar.

"See honey? I have it listed, but gee...no replies yet." (meanwhile, he got to have a fun little fashion/photo shoot with his guitar).

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Re: Humorous Pictures...

Postby UnexplodedCow » Wed Mar 28, 2018 5:25 am

Even better is that his 3 way toggle will wear out faster since he seems to keep it in any position other than center when not being played.
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